there has been considerable speculation about just what in the world Education Minister Kelly Lamrock is thinking. His recommendations on public education in New Brunswick are certainly not the first, um, ill-considered idea to come out of Fredericton in the last year, but up until now one could tease out some sort of explanation. Not a justification, mind, but an explanation. Take the post-secondary debacle: now on the surface it makes little sense to move in the opposite direction of virtually every other post-secondary system in the entire known universe and decommission university campuses and downgrade them to trade schools. But — and one needs to be delicate here — when one considers certain realities of the way things actually run in this province, particularly in Saint John, sacrificing a clear and ongoing social good for the sake of some short-term gains, in this case taxpayer-sponsored job training for industry, one can perhaps discern some wisps of cause-and-effect. Wrong or right, we need to make narratives. People are story-tellers; adults need something to answer when their little munchkins ask plaintively, “Why are they taking away my school, Mummy?” Responding “Because they’re frickin’ boneheads!” does more harm than good — I speak from experience — no matter how easily the words come to ones lips.
So, what narratives can we come up with to explain the newest inexplicable move from our provincial capital? The wished-for answer — these changes were proposed in response to painstaking research in accordance with all credible research practices — is patently false: instead we have one report shelved in favour of another, more amenable but less, er, rigourous one. These changes were proposed after extensive consultation with the people of this province? Well, no. No. To eliminate streaming? A laudable goal, but one that is hardly met merely by postponing it for five years. So okay then: these changes are strictly economic? That would be bad enough, of course, but at least it would make some sense, from a particular perspective. But no, that can hardly be the case either: why go through the grief of trying to implement an intensely unpopular change in order to save, according to some estimates, a mere $5 million of a $943 million budget? It’ll probably cost them close to that just to change all the signage and stationary.
But at last, a bare outline of at least a potential narrative has emerged from the miasma.
Many of you may not have heard this, but Doug Willms’ incorporated company, KSI, has the contract to do testing in N.B. schools. (For those who find it odd that such a task would be contracted out, welcome to the Brave New World.) Now Doug Willms is on record as a critic of early immersion in N.B. — in fact, he has practically been tag-teaming with Kelly Lamrock in media stories about the issue and he was recently quoted as having said that EFI is “fundamentally not worth anything” — so having him assess the success or failure of the new regime does not inspire confidence. For one thing, he would be less likely to place what will probably be a slight rise in test scores in the appropriate context: as a small, and temporary, rise because of the sudden absense of the usual lag-time in the scores of EFI students in literacy. Someone with predetermined ideas might, er, misinterpret such a temporary rise in test scores as success.
This “success” would come, coincidentally, just before the next provincial election.
Singlehandedly taking responsibility for this “success” might add considerable lustre to ones political fortunes.
But all this is just crazy talk! Pay no attention to my ramblings. A conspiracy under every stone, that’s me. Good grief, no-one would be such a … I mean, even someone as … Surely …
Mon dieu.
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