Eric just posted the following comment in response to the previous post on humour:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kelly Lamrock: Because the chickens on this side of the road were causing streaming which hurt our test scores! For this reason, we are eliminating chickens and will provide each child with an egg in grade 6 from which some might produce their own chickens. Children who do not opt for the egg will receive chicken manure.
Donald Arseneault: The chicken had to cross the road so we could establish a Uranium mine on the chicken’s property.
Kelly Lamrock: People who oppose the chicken crossing the road are missing the hidden X factor! You often have to cross roads in fantasy football.
Victor Boudreau: Because the other side is not paying its fair share of taxes! The Liberals will increase the taxes on both sides as well as introducing a road crossing fee.
Kelly Lamrock: Following a court ordered consultation, I have decided to compromise and just make the chicken cross halfway. We’ll just hope that no cars come by.
Mike Murphy: Because it is more efficient to have separate systems! We’ll have chickens on that side and ducks on this side.
Shawn Graham: What did Kelly say?
Oh my gosh, I haven’t laughed so hard in ages! That one’s got to be saved for the election!
That was good. I’ll be linking it to my blog tomorrow.